joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

a-little-insane:

when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that

foodtrucker:

i’m in a ton of mutual follows with super cool people that I never talk to

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

indiavenne:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

(Source: condorn)

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

corywho:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i just spit my food onto my keyboard